Academy Award winner. 3some. Jail.

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And it's about time.  If you don't know who Shemar Moore is, it doesn't matter.  He's hot in the way that Halle Berry is hot - at some point they just resigned themselves to careers where people just look at them.

I was in the middle of posting this photo of Queen Latifah and trying to understand why she thought it was a good idea to look like that at the Hairspray premiere and I stopped over at Dlisted to rest my weary eyes.  I must have said a little prayer because there was Shemar Moore and his naked self to sooth me.  Well, shit. Amen. 

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I do not care about them, but I give - they made me look today.  Check out Posh and Becks foregoing the oft used "oops, you found our sex tape and sold it" for an artful softcore spread in W magazine.

Posh Speaks:

“I think people are really going to see me for the first time. I think they have this impression that I’m this miserable cow who doesn’t smile. But I’m actually quite the opposite. When you’re out there, they’re trying to get pictures up your shirt, down your top. With all the flashes, it’s as much as you can do to just find your car. I’m going to try and smile more for America.”

Somewhere Brad and Angie are getting high and laughing very hard right now.

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Not only is Madonna is telling reporters what not to ask, she’s telling them how to ask the questions.  I think she just challenged Angelina Jolie to a Stupid PR Move duel.  

While some stars issue edicts demanding that minions not look them in the eye, the Material Girl startled organizers of the global warming awareness concert by reportedly insisting that anyone who interviewed her backstage at Wembley Stadium was not allowed to look away.

“Eye contact must be maintained at all times,” interviewers were told, according to the London Mirror. “Never look down to check notes — all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated.”

“We thought her people were just joking,” a source told the paper. “But it soon became apparent that they were deadly serious.”

Interviewers were also given a list of questions they were not allowed to ask: no inquiries about the state of her marriage to director Guy Ritchie, about their adoption of a Malawian child, or about her religion, Kabbalah. from

Well, that's a conversation ender.  What else would anyone ask her about?  Some poor schmuck is supposed to have a stare down with Madonna while he asks her about the war?

I’ve missed Mariah.  I’m so glad she has a movie coming out.  The PR blitz for that will bring A Mariah Ridiculousness Bonanza.  I can’t wait.

After a week of vacation with her husband, John Cusimano, celebrichef Rachael Ray is back at work, helping Dunkin' Donuts deliver free coffee to New Yorkers. Usmagazine.com caught up with Ray, on her third cup of coffee herself, and got the lowdown on the rumors about her marriage.

US:  How do you deal with the pressures of fame in the context of your marriage?

RR: You know. You laugh it off. I mean, my marriage is great so it doesn’t bother me what people want to chat about. I wish they got it right.

US: What do you say to those awful rumors about you and John divorcing?

RR:I don’t care. I still get to go home to my handsome hubby every night. I mean how dumb would I be to lose that one?

US: What do you mean?

RR: I mean, he's a lawyer, he cooks and he’s a rock star. Is there anything missing? I don’t think so! from

I don't believe what she's saying, but I do believe Rachy Rach is doing what she's got to do.  She has a show with a demographic of soccer moms and baby boomers.  None of those people want to believe Rachael Ray is married to a guy whose favorite pastime is spitting on whores.  Almost as unfortunate is her husband’s hair.  What.  Is up with that?